28 February 2010

mat rempit haram jadah

Sunday, 28th February 2010- I was on the middle lane and just realised that i need to turn right. so i gave signal and slowly turned right since there was another car behind me. and at that moment, a motorcycle was coming from behind and he seemed like want to overtake me. so i gave him way but then he just braked. and he gave me the finger. when he overtook me from my left, i gave him my finger back. and he saw that. and he looked at me, straight eye-to-eye, with my pink glasses on. he braked again and gave me that ko-nak-carik-pasal-ke-pompuan-look. but then he left.

dasar mat rempit satu haram pun xgune. with that carrot cut pants and singkat cam kl nh banjir 24 jam, motor kapcai, pakai helmet tp xbuckle up, rantai cam rantai hanjeng, rambut berekor cam hewan. you are such a disgrace la. muka cam tembok xsiap. bumper utp pn lagi ensem la weh. jijik aaa ko nh. siyes jijik. oh if only there is a worse word than jijik. da la klu ad road block ko salu lalu arah bertentangan. tu xpe lagi. nh siap leh wat org excident. nk mampos, sorg2 blh x? and yes, aku sangat benci mat rempit.

"up for something, good for nothing"

24 February 2010

perfect man

i envied all the love stories ive read. i envied those perfect couples whether they were real or just another fairy tales. i envied all the happily-ever-after movies. i envied them all.

but now im not
coz ive my own love story
and it's real

i dont believe there is such thing as a perfect man
he's only a mystical figure
only real in fiction

but now im not sure
maybe ive found one
the man
my perfect man


21 February 2010

14.02.10

hey syg. i did this poem a month ago ady. see, i noe we can survive until the 8th month. haha. of coz we can with such a totful bf and a patient gf. kann?

8 months now syg
i've been yours
surprisingly i survived
of being that (haha)

8 months now syg
i've been yours
not a single day
i wish i'm not

8 months now syg
i've been yours
never been this happy
in my life

8 months now syg
i've been yours
thanks is never enough
for your presence

8 months now syg
i've been yours
and you know what?
i'll always be

oh, have i said i love you?
:P

p/s: we have 13 celebrations up till now. phew and yay! i love you syg, always do, always have. big smack of a fat kiss on your lips!

16 February 2010

momok

my frens and i were having horror-movie marathon for these past two weeks. case 39, sarang kuntilanak, malam satu suro. hua. bran kan kami? that reminds me on some of the hot ghost stories back in school. and even here in utp. wo0o0o spooky?

makcik jual karipap/nasik lemak
  • the story about students who stay up late at night (burning midnite oil gituu) to do revision but in the middle of the nite, their windows been knocked (bygkn meja study next to the windows). knock knock. who's there? makcik jual karipap. nak? oh xpe, da knyang. and then the makcik left. few secs later, the students just realised that they are on 3rd floor
orang sebelah
  • knock knock. who's there? orang sebelah. and when u open the door, u tot it was ur neighbour but it turned out to be a figure with only half parts of the body
hantu kira-kira
  • nh bijak sket. xpakai calculator pn. when u suddenly woke up at nite when everyone was soundly asleep, you saw something. and then u pretended to sleep and closed ur eyes shut. but all you hear was, "satu..da tdo. dua..da tdo..tiga..da tdo (aaa truskn smpi abes satu dormmate korg)." when it's ur turn, that thing will say,"haaa yg nh blum tdo."
hantu sikat
  • this tale was told by my aunt. this ghost was kinda femes at her school. sek men tgi perempuan melaka. as usual, you woke up and saw a woman, combing her hair in your mirror
hantu berus gigi
  • tabik hooke la for those yg bran p cleanup after everyone is sleeping ady. when you were brushing your teeth, suddenly your teeth was bleeding badly and your toothbrush turned into knife
hantu telekong
  • i heard this story when i was in sbpir. they said, the male students said, they saw a line of women with telekung on the roof when they were on their way to the mosque for maghrib. fuh
solat jumaat
  • there was a rumors that this one male student decided not to go for friday prayer and chose to hide inside one of the locker and fell asleep. his dormmate came in and locked the locker coz he tot no one was there and it was sem break. few days later, they found that student died.
actually, banyak lagi story2 yang kembangkan buluroma nh. im myself kinda experienced something but thank God nothing bad happened and i didnt see anything. hua hua. nak tau ape jadi? it was almost 3am and i was waiting for a fren to fetch me for a late supper. while waiting, i was in need to do business #1. so i went to the nearest toilet (inside one of the house) and paham2 je lar kan. when i was zipping up (malu ok bgtau public nh), i heard someone was zipping up too. ok, someone was here and i felt a bit relieved (btw, im a scaredy-cat). but when i stepped out from my cubicle, there was no one there. maka saya pun gunakanlah experience saya sbg sprinter to run as fast as i can. and i just realised that, when i came in to the toilet, no one was there and i didnt hear a thing, not even water running from anywhere but my cubicle. fuh.

missing suster


have you ever lost a fren or family? in a mall? i did. today. at midvalley. kakni, uyun, sheila and i went for shopping. after a good lunch (korean, first time! wee), kakni went to perform her prayer and left her bag with us and only brought her hp. later, i just noticed that she called and text me to ask where we were. and her hp batt was dying. so i text her that we gonna wait for her at esprit. 5mins later, still she hadnt show up. i decided to text her again and the sms wasnt delivered. ok, her phone died. so we waited there and after 10mins, still, no sign of her. we went on our search-and-rescue mission all over the ground floor. nope, she wasnt there. we even asked the guards if they could announce her lost. ok klaka kot d situ. it's not like we've lost a 4 years old kid. we are talking about 24 yo sis! huaaa. siyes malu when we asked them and even worse when they couldnt do it. sigh. so we split. with sheila's suggestion, uyun went to the parking lot while i took care of the ground floor and first floor. and i asked her to stay put in case kakni passed by. so the hunt begun (ke began?). few mins later, i met with sheila again and called uyun for her status. and she said she found kakni (finally!). so what happened to her? she went searching all over the mall. she went to the places that we planned to go, twice, and after a tiring tour, she felt like crying and decided to just wait at the car. and gladly we did go there to check on her. and i asked her why didnt she call us using public phone? she said, no money. hayo, cannot ask 20 cent from others aa?

ok so here are some tips that i will recommend you to do in case you experience this situation in the future.

the one yang ilang:
  • relax, dont panic. take a look of your surrounding and wait for few mins in case ur frens pass by you.
  • if you have ur hp, call them la kn
  • if you dont, find nearest public phone or pinjam hp org
  • if you dont have any money, ask 20 cent from someone next to you. malaysians are not that kedekut kann
  • if you dont remember ur frens' num (like my sis, sigh!), call up any of ur fren/family that have relation to ur fren. paham dok ayat nh? haha. then, ask the other fren/family to call to inform ur fren (yg same2 ilang tu) about your location
  • if you are not capable to do any of these things (like my sis again!), just wait at the car park
  • if you happen to come with public transport, just wait at the info centre.
  • kalu x jumpe gak smpi mall tutup, siyes xpat den nk nolong eyhh
the one yg terhilangkan kwn:
  • relax gak, try call ir fren
  • if ur fren doesnt bring her/his hp, try to stay put for awhile
  • still can't find ur fren? go to info centre and if can, announce the missing
  • if can't, wait at the centre of the mall. kan slalu ad bulat tgh2 tu kan?kot2 leh nampak kan
  • still not? hayo, fine, try check on the last place you guys went together
  • tak lagi? haaa tgu je la kt keta/public transport
  • xjmpe gak? sowi, nh jela yg mampu cek tlg

15 February 2010

she-knows-that


i went to one of my ex-classmate's engagement. i reached there hours after the ceremony coz i was in malacca on that morning and heavy traffics were blocking my way. so basically when i got there, there was barely anything left eventhough there was a storm racing in my bumpy tummy. blablabla and this is not actually the reason of my writing this time. it was about a friend of mine. well, after today, i dont think she's someone that u might wna consider as fren. more like, urm, someone u know, that's all. and why is that?

lets go back to a lil history, shall we? when i was 14 and since im a year younger than the rest of my frens back in school (still do), i used to call some of them with the title of Kak and she's one of them. maybe bcoz she looked all grown up and matured kind of person. and maybe bcoz of that, she kinda always, when i said always, i means always, all the time, treated me like i was a child. and she had this attitude of boasting and full of herself. she had this tot that she's better than everyone in all sorts of thing and she had this smug face when she talked.

anddd i tot, it's a past tense when i said 'she had' and 'she tot'. i beg to differ. it kinda took me by surprise too thinking that after all these years, she might change, NOT. and still, she has that talk-with-slang even in malay (she's good in english, i admit that). and with those long eyelashes she has, she tends to give the rolling-eyes-face when she talks about something (she thinks) she knows more than any of us.

it all started when they asked me how i met my bf. with a big smile, i was telling them briefly how it happened and thingies and one of my fren asked me where he lives. and i said frankfurt oder. i was kinda startle to say 'oder' coz german is not always pronounced as it's written. and she corrected me, which i dont mind at all, except with that oh-i-know-everything-face. but, i let it passed.

however, she was then asked me this inappropriate question to me. she asked,"how can you trust him?" i was stunned for awhile before i explained that we kinda influenced by the american attitude and european is nothing like that. and guess what? she kept interrupting me with "yeah, european is not like that" and "conservative people are like that" and "i know them coz ive been there" and "i can speak german coz i took the class back in the school". yeah sure, whatever. but i guess, u've never been with a german (as a bf i mean) before to speak with first hand experience eh?

clap clap for her since she knows eeeeevverything in this world. sure. after the small reunion we had, i went back with a fren and i told her that i was kinda annoyed with that Kak. and she said,"im relieved that u say that. did you know what she said when you were washing the dishes?" and here what she said (well, i dont really remember what she said exactly but it sounded like this la),

"
we who already work always find a bf that is responsible and has future to take care of. we are not like students anymore who only find bf for fun.
"

o-m-g. that's the limit bitch. like siyesly, u said that? o c'moonnnn. you were talking about 20+ yo frens, not the one who's in the 1st year or just had their SPM. do you actually know any of our bfs? like, really really know them to say that? is your bf that responsible in whatever shit he's doing? you sure he's the best man alive (or dead)?

hey listen laa. you havent seen us for years and you dont have any shit of clues what we have been through. you dont know what kind of men we've been dated or experienced with. you have no right to say that. no right at all. not only you are proud with yourself like you always do, you also looking down at us as if we are stupid and dont have a clue in finding a good or even great man to be with. siyesly dowh, cam bangang je ko ckp cmtuh.

sorry, ive no respect with you anymore nor i can consider you as fren. just someone i know. and the fact that you were saying those things in front of your 3frens that are still students and have bf of their own, that's just stupid, woman. you have no right at all. coz you dont have any idea of us.

oh wait, remember when you said that being a student is better than doin work in terms of shopping, bills, car and things? maybe you are right. or maybe the work you are doing right now just dont give you enough pay.

p/s: we are not 14 yo gals that you knew when you were 15. people change and you? not.

11 February 2010

bile da bosan

it's bad enough that you never learn
and it's worse that you also never listen
if only you know
things that you should know
it's not like you've never been told
you just chose to keep it on hold

just a random poem
when i was bored at home
with all my certs gone
nowhere to be found
aaaa stress aku
buduuuu

three

at 3 in the morning
im writing this
after 3 hours lepaking
with my ladies

pitbull's song
minus the stress
is it wrong?
to express?

aaaa pagi2 xde idea nak sambung
till next time je la


10 February 2010

he knows how to make me :) when im :(

psychopath test ans

the ans: coz she's hoping the same guy will turn up at her sis's funeral

and yes tasha, anda ialah psycho by answering the Q correctly. *gulp*

geee

08 February 2010

psychopath's test

at her mom's funeral, a woman fell in love with a guy but she didn't have his number, his name or whatsoever about him. few days later, the woman killed her sister. why?

if you can answer this, then that means you have a mind of a psycho.




02 February 2010

it's not just a car. it's prada

on second thought, i think i wanna change bubble's name to prada. eventhough i dont have my first prada (yet). prada sounds soo maroon. kah?


31 January 2010

stalker sangat

satu benda la yang ak xphm and nyampah yang dilakukan oleh seteng facebooker nh. standard la kan kalu nmpk member tu in a relationship, mesti kompem nk "open link in new tab" fb partner member tu. kasi usha itu photos, info sume la. ye ye, ak wat sume tuh. tapi rase2nye, xdalah sampai satu extend nk add partner member tu walhal xpnah kenal pn. ckp pn xpnah, apetah lagi jumpe. mmg ultimate stalker la. haish. rimas seyh.

lelaki2 yang tak guna

saya, Nur Hazwana Kabol, tidak menghalalkan RM500 yang dipinjam oleh Shahril bin Shahran yang sudah bertahun tidak berbayar dengan pelbagai alasan sehinggalah beliau langsaikan hutang tersebut.

dan juga En Afiz yang telah melanggar bumper kereta saya tetapi tak bayar - bayar sampai sekarang.

nampaknya kalian tidak hairan makan duit haram. maka haramlah duit yang dipinjamkan itu.

sekian, terima kasih

28 January 2010

kesalahan

as for me to write this post is not saying that i'm the expert in this matter nor have lots of experience about it, but just wanna share things that i've been seeing these past few years of my life. no man is an island. so mmg heaven la when we are in a relationship and thingies like that, as said in my poem.

tapiii, on that ninth cloud, we tend to do mistakes. so, what are the common mistakes done by couple?

mistake #1
we said we will accept them as the way they are. but once they change a bit, we ask,"why you are different than before?". pasir kat pantai pun blh berubah, nh kan plak manusia. ape lah salahnye pahamkan dorg sikit and try to be the best for them BUT only to those yg deserve to be treated that way la kn. kalu prangai cam setan, blh brambos la ak nk jd angel tok ko.

mistake #2
once the trust is broken, there is no way to patch it back altogether. ive learned my lesson here. kalu da dasar xleh caya n dok curang je, mmg leh mampos. maybe la you all akan ckp,'xpe, i'll gve u one more chance.' tapi tanye la diri sndri, korg kompem ke leh caya blk kt dia? xda sekelumit rase was2 pn?

mistake #3
org slalu ckp laki nh kejam kat pmpuan. tp xsume cmtuh. kadang2 drg jd cmtu because we let them to be one. kalu dr mula2 lagi ko dok asek angguk2 je dia ckp pape, mmg nek lemak la.

mistake #4
standard sentence, 'treat people the way you want them to treat you'. enough said i think.

mistake #5
dlu tme lom kapel, geng bukan men ramai. mne2 p ngan geng. tang da ad kapel, geng pn tah kmane. lupe kwn. lupe tme dia sunyi, kwn tpt dia ngadu, tpt dia ronggeng. bile da clash, br terpiat2 crk kwn blk. kalu ak, mmg buang mase aaa ak nk kutip ko blk kn.

mistake #6
ckplah kite da ader makbapak tok kongkong (nt applicable to everyone). ko tayah la nk tmbah2 plak. nh smpi nk g lpak ngan kwn pn xleh. tmbh2 plak member opposite sex. bukan ko sorg je jantan or tina yg idop sbg makhluk Allah tuh.

mistake #7
bg password. not my style. maybe for others but not me. gle xda privacy dah. nt saying that ive the possibility of cheating ke ape but let say la ur frens r talkin bout gossip that shudnt be out and it happens that the gf/bf of urs ngah cek2 emel or fb, xke kantoi? or even worse, malu kot. i mean, on behalf of ur frens la. pastu kang ble da clash, xsmpat nk tuka password, dpt lak gf/bf yg gle, dia wat taik kt korgnye emel or fb. xke naye?

mistake #8
dialah dunia ko skng. parents family tolak tepi. palehotak ko.

ok abes idea da wt mse nh. maap ler atas kekasaran di atas. post ini ditulis atas dasar geram dan nan tika mood tgh tak baek.

till next time!

oh btw, sume di atas adalah berdasarkan my observations and self-experience (some). maka kalu rse xstuju tu, xdahal pn. view masing2 kn? janji kome bahagia

"it is human to err"