fuck, raid!

my friends and i entered the club. we sat at the bar and ordered our drinks. they insisted to drink tequila and since i was a newbie, i asked them to teach me how to drink it. by the time i was about to take a sip, i saw someone with blue uniform like UTP pak guard was walking towards my direction. when he got near me, he took the mic from the DJ and said,

"all UTP students please line up now. we wanna do spot check on drug and alcohol."

i was like,shit! a raid! demmit! i dragged my ass towards the line with a glass of tequila in my hand. and when the pak guard was not looking, i finished up my drink and threw the glass. as if they wont notice the crime i just did.

the pak guard was inspecting a chinese guy in front of me. i heard he was asking that chinese to show him his boxer. wtf?? and then he sniffed the boxer as he was searching for drug. gosh, wth?? can you do that??

suddenly a guy came to me and asked me to blow my breath to check if i drank. and i did exhale and he said something but i couldnt hear it. and i passed the inspection! cant he smelled the tequila?

then, ati‘s handphone rang

oh, it was a dream. sigh. thank God it was.

dont drink
dont do drugs
ok jom sambung wat interim report!

be honest

why people need to lie or exaggerate about themselves? i mean, hey, God creates you that way and it's not wrong to "improve" whatever you have there but c'mon la. do you really have to add up things that you don't actually have?

ok what am i nagging about?

case 1

she told a fren of mine that her hair is naturally blond (or bronze or whatever the colour is, yg ak tau karat). but as far as we know, her hair was black back in foundie.wow, is malaysia that hot that can burn your hair to brown?or maybe it's the water supplied by utp makes that hair turned into another colour.

case 2
about hair too but another girl. she told (of coz she did, if not, how people know right?) that her hair is naturally (whats up with this natural shit?) straight and she did not rebond her hair. but miss, it's obvious you did based on the structure of your hair.

case 3

ok this one is funny. she confidently told me that she was sooo skinny when she first came to utp. but heck, i saw you on your first day and you were sooo not what people call as skinny.not fat but definitely not skinny.

if you havent notice, all the three cases above are about girls. hayo. even if you wna lie about yourself, make it real please. and just be proud and thankful for what God has given to you. there are a lot of people out there that dont have hair coz of therapy and too skinny coz of not enough food.

wanna be slim? then diet and exercise. lie wont make you slim. or a better person.

p/s: tibe2 ade plak melayu ngaku mata dia pure kaler biru. mmg xblh blah pnye nipu la kn. -_-"

untuk anda

saya perlukan anda
saya rindukan anda
saya sayangkan anda

tolong kembali?

sekian
terima kasih

take social studies, will ya?

people can be ignorant
but sometimes
they just dont realize that their ignorance
hurt others
they dont know
how to socialize
how to respond
how to talk
how to make joke
or even take others' jokes

they make us feel like shits
waayyy below their standards
they even make us look like jack-asses
coz they are on top
sigh, well that's what they think
but the truth is
they have one thing in common
a pathetic life
a simple small minded plain boring
life
that's all

if they think that's enough
for them
then fine by me
otherwise
get a life
a real one this time plz

.full stop.

maseh ingatkah anda?

hey that particular girl
do you still remember?
how you used my name?
to save your ass
from your freak boyfriend?
that was embarrassing
just so you know
you were/are the desperado
and certainly not me
and how you had the nerve to tell me
i still have no clue
but anyway
it was "once upon the time" story
sure i forgave you already
but forget?
never

broken english

still remember how lil i was in english (and still is). im pretty sure that all of us had the same "education syllabus" while we were in standard three.where there was an oral test in english. the teacher asked you questions about you and you answered,that kind of thingy. so i was there, sitting in front of my teacher (cant recall her name,sigh) nervously with senyum kambeng, waiting for her to shoot me with questions.as the formality, she asked me what is my name, where i live blablabla. then;

teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: surgery, i want to be a surgery

it's surgeon btw, the ans that i wanted to say.maybe that's why im not a surgeon but an engineer-going-to-be (insyaAllah).hua hua.walhal biology dulu ngok gile dpt B4.

another one is when my family and i were about to get inside our car. my aunty was there as well and as far as i can remember, my dad was talking to her about her study. i think, i think la they were discussing about chief or head or something2. then i interrupted the conversation by saying;

me: alaaa ketua la.
dad: ana tau ke ketua ape dlm bi?
me: leader la

you think i got it right? sure, try pronounce "leader" as tangga.

years later, im not sure what age i was but obviously when i was still slim and not as bulky as now (since someone said my tummy and ass have too much spaces!). a friend of mine, Afiq, who lives just across the street called me on the phone. that time our phone got that ID caller gizmo, so of course i could trace who was calling.

me: yes afiq?
afiq: eh camne ko tau ak kol ko?
me: biase la.ak kan psycho

later that day, i just knew what psycho means.

so
thanx to my dad who always reminds us to speak in english
thanx to UTP for making english as the medium of language
thanx to syg since he cant speak malay and i cant speak german (a bit can la ;P)

they used to smile when path-crossing each other. they used to laugh on stupid jokes (well,sometimes). they also used to say hye or at least, wont turned away the staring. but but but. maybe they heard some stories. maybe they know something. maybe they witnessed some truths. or maybe. maybe they have changed.

maybe. yea, i like maybe.

cerita tentang sepasang rumet

eva: sejak bile ko pakai jam effa?
effa: sejak aku menghargai masa

status aith di g-talk
"minumlah kopi nescaya anda tidak mengantok"
lantas eva pm aith
"eh ade brand kopi nescaya baru ek?"

damn it has started to kick in
thought 8months of needing it wont do much
when ive decided not to need it anymore
cool babe
chill yah
it's nothing
i mean siyesly, it's nothing
it's just a feeling
THAT's all
mind over matter
fuh fuh fuh

pptx

syg, do you still remember pulau perhentian? i will kill you if you don't!
and do you remember that you made me a pptx about it before we decided to go there after all?
you made me speechless, smile till now and wondering, are you for real?
you are so f* sweet baby!

p/s i love you for what u wrote up there!

you stubbornly wanted to go with this road eventhough i explained to you for zillion times that the road is a zigzag one and dangerous. and you finally stopped being such a baby when i told you im gonna get dizzy with that road. well, u experienced twice i puked (yekkk) huh?haha.

but does Germany has an awesome island like Perhentian huh? haha

:*

i...lov..zzZzZzz

laying in bed. hugging Abu. he smells like him (after been sprayed with syg's body spray.haha). so we were texting each other.
.
.
.
.
i think we were talking about the wishlist
.
.
.
.

baby: oh you can't remember my? very thoughtful! hahaha. i remember both. wanna sleep already? what are you doing?

me : haha. so? tel me ur other wishlast if we cn. so we r rguizin bout y we shud repect others like husbands len.come2.lai.haha.text til sleep off eh!

baby: hey your sms is hard to get. "my other wishlist he we can"? "treat others like husbands len:? what do you mean? you tried to multitask, huh?

me: no it's not!i cn read it n undrstand right?haha.sape?

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.
.
.

hahaha ok, ive no idea what the hell i was babbling about. i was half awake after took the flu pills, so basically, i was "high" (yeah right, bajet cam pnah rase je). da la rojak bhs melayu ngan english.hoh.merepek2, xnk ngaku plak tuh.siap konpiden je ckp ak phm ape ak tulis. haha.bongok.

sowi baby! ;P

14.10.09

too sad to write anything
wish you are here
so that we can wish each other
face to face
and kisses on foreheads
holding hands
lay my head on your chest
damn i miss that
and damn i miss you so much!

baby
come back soon
please

Nur Hazwana Kabol loves Thomas Kremser

c'mon!

should i or shouldn't i?
i dont really feel like it
but
ok ok maybe a bit
sigh
take it out from the drawer
*klik*
haaaaaa..
fuuuuu....
yek!
oh ya, stok last week
no wonder
dowan la
fyp lg bgus

yosh 1st nov!

dont ask me for whom this post is

i wish i can lash out here but i noe i cant
better if i keep it to myself
than ruining something that is important to me
but so help me God
stop it before i reach my limit

thank you

p/s: i still love you

subhanallah

a husband and a wife were arguing about the direction of kiblat in their house. later, the wife put the sejadah on the floor to show her hubby that's the right direction but the hubby didn't agree with her. so they left the room and continued their daily life. few mins later, the wife rushed to her husband and told him that the sejadah was in different position. when they checked, the sejadah was in sitting position like duduk antara dua sujud, like a lady performing prayer. the news traveled fast and some of the neighbours checked the direction of the sejadah with compass and it's the right direction of kiblat.

Allah the Almighty

credit to enzim for pasting the link

fuck all the

lorries and buses which use the fast lane and change the lane without signal and when the car is so fucking near

cars which use white lights

cars which use headlights without considering others

fuck you all