28 July 2010

saman

was on our (apiz and I) way heading to UTP for Halliburton Recruitment day when I noticed a car gave me hi-beam right after Tanjung Malim. Mokay,got roadblock somewhere somewhere. I decelerated and still up until Sungkai,there were at least 3 more cars giving me hi-beam. And taraaa, there were white suited with fierce moustache and pumped bellies checking on plate numbers. Acted confident with sweetest smile on my face, I tried to pass the policeman. And, haih, he asked me to park. A policeman approached me and here's the conversation:

Polis: mintak lesen dan ic cik.
Me: huu sorry abg. Rushing sbb ade interview.
Polis: da tau ade interview,npe xkua awal2?
Me: da tadi tp jam giler kat kl. Huu nk kena saman ke nh bang?
Polis: yela.
Me: alaaa bangg. Jgnlah. Sy ade interview nh. Sy tgh xde duit nih. Huu tlg la bang..(i wasnt lying when i tell you there were lil tears in my eyes. saman rm300 lom bayaqq lagii)
Polis: haih bistu cmne nh?
Me: hmm xyahla saman sy ek bang.
Polis: kalu cmtu,kne blanje duit kopi la nh
(Siyes ak blur time nh)
Me: uh nk blanje kt mane cik? (sambil berpk mane nk crk nearest kopitiam kat tgh2 highway nh)
Polis: laa blanje la.
Me: em em sy ade kacang (smbil tunjuk cashew nuts yg br beli)
Polis: tlg sy,br sy tlg awk.
(Cett br ak phm)
Me: ehh sy xnk bg rasuah.
Polis: bistu cmne?
Me: em em jgn la saman sy. Tp sy xnk bg rasuah. Tlg la bang. Sy tgh xde duit.kje pun xde lagi.
Polis: hm xpela,jln la.

Cehhh tgh pom pang pom pang psl rasuah,dan2 gak ade polis mtk rasuah .but I was lucky, saman xyah, rasuah pun xbg. Haha. Sile jujur dalam wat tugas yer! Len kali klu ade polis mtk, just tell them straight to their face that "sy xnk bg rasuah". Kompem malu giler.

15 July 2010

14.07.10

me: yay another 11 months to go!
syg: 11 months to go for what? (giggling)

-_-"

yeah maybe you are not as excited as i am. bluekkk! there are a lot of possibilities what will happen in 11 months. one thing for sure (hopefully!) that we are holding hands somewhere somewhere (beach sounds good) after having the most romantic dinner together and we both whispering, telling how much we love each other (which obviously i do more) and gently ....*censored* hahahaha.

you said that no matter how much you saying you love me, you are worried that it might not be enough to express your real feeling. guess now you know what i've been through this past 1 1/2 year eh? that i can't express myself enough how much you mean to me, how much i want and need you, how much you've changed my world and most importantly, how much i love you. i really really do sayang.

happy 13th month anniversary sayang....
i miss you tau...
:'(

12 July 2010

the best cover letter ever



everyone, well, not everyone. most UTP students are now (referring to NR just like me. haha) busy applying for jobs.  so does my lovely hubby. lets hope that both of us will get job as soon as possible and as close as possible to each other! and he's been writing cover letters and ive been checking on it to ensure no grammatical errors. and then, i received the latest cover letter from him yday via e-mail when i was soundly asleep after being cuddled with his lullabies. here how it sounds and then you can judge if he's the sweetest guy ever!

I’m writing to apply for the position as your sleep guard. I will provide my lips and kissing skills for a good night kiss each night to provide you comfortable feeling before I make use of all my singing skills and voice to sing you lullabies within the language of German or English… maybe Malay will be possible later too. I’m confident about that I can make use of my warm body and my arms to hug you and make sure you have enough blanket and wont freeze during the night. Furthermore I can provide all my protection skill against ghost and nightmares to ensure your safe and success within your sleep. I hope I’ll hearing from you soon regarding my application.

In love you sincerest

Thomas Kremser

you are hired syg! salary of forever and eternally by your side, bonus of flowerish love in each second of your life, medical benefits of hugs and kisses throughout your days and lots more (which we can discuss later. haha). urgh, seriously, i'll never ever find someone like you again (not like ive that intention though :P) and for that, i will just stick with you eh? hahaha love love love you thomas kremser! muax