the pinky patrick

another great friend is leaving us today. his cute and witty jokes and sometimes his pinky innocent face will always be remembered. i hope we have more time together so that i can get to know you better and i would really really want to see how you behave when you are too drunk!wish you had a great time in malaysia and you wont forget where it is located in the map yah!we are sooo gonna miss you dude! ;)

andreas bader the patrick

empat mangkok

never tot there are a lot of heartless bitches around here

one with oversized load in her fat and still so confident walking with super tight shirt

one is a bagger with annoying fake laugh and tot everyone adores her

one married with her deskmate's bf and still got kampung style

one who thinks she knows it all and people just wna stuff her mouth with pads

maybe they had bad memories of high school

so they decided to make everyone feels the same

pity them

had the chance only when they are too old for that

poor them

tot everyone is looking up to them

sob sob sob

kesian kan mereka tu?

PMS

i wanna lash out whatever shit that ive been hold for quite sometimes

first
it's a bit too late for you to come back to me and ask if we can do it all over again right?you like the taste of regrets, that's what you gonna get. i'm not even thinking to start all that shits again coz i know it's so fucking not worth all my time.i gave you endless chances and you burned it all. so,what's the point of giving you another one if we both know that you gonna blow it again?so suck it up and shuh.

second
im sorry if i hurt you in any possible way.siyesly, i never meant to do that. it was supposed to be a joke and i know now, it's a stupid one. i like you the way you are and i hope i didnt ruin anything between us. you are such a great friend, not sure if i deserve you. from the deepest and from the bottom of my heart, im sorry for everything.

third
it's not too much for asking for some freedom and trust in me. you guys know me better than that. and i can take care of myself and i'll do more effort on it if im all alone. i know you guys love me and you know that i feel the same way too. but it's a bit unfair for you guys to not letting me but you are okay if the others do it.and i know im always different from the rest and always be the one who rebel a bit too much. but plz,im not outthere to do something stupid.im just having fun with my own way. and being poles apart, plz dont compare my life with the others.

fourth
i miss my ladybugs so much that i cant express it with words!thanx for always being there for me and im always looking forward to see you gals. this internship thingy really pokes me and makes me realise how much you guys means to me.muax GALS!!!

fifth
muax to someone!!!

outstanding huh?

Dear Student,
Our records indicate that as 26th of May 2009, you have outstanding summons for traffic and disciplinary offences amounting to RM 60.00

You are advised to make payment or you MAY NOT be allowed to collect your Confirmation of Examinations slips. Consequently, you will BARRED from sitting for the next Semester 2009 examinations.

blablablabla

Thank you

Dear whoever sent me the e-mail,
My record indicates that as per last sem, i paid all my summons for traffic and disciplinary offences amounting to RM90.oo, which after discount, I paid only RM30.00. i dont think i still have the receipt to prove you that.

You are advised to keep your record updated or i MAY NOT be allowed to collect my Confirmation of Examination slips. Consequently, i will be BARRED from sitting for next Semester 2009 examinations. As the result, im so gonna get pissed off and i will see you in court.

blablablabla

Thanks to you too

asshole

got this from a website:

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

da tau, lg mahu tnye

apekah yg dinamekn "soklan berbentuk jopan"?

contoh:

1) Vicky sdg memanjat pokok kelapa. Tasha lalu dan bertanya,"tgh panjat pokok kelapa ke?"

2) Eva sdg memasak kari ayam. Ati masuk dapur dan melihat periuk itu dan bertanya,"masak kari ek ari nh?"

psst: characters di atas xda kaitan dgn penceritaan sy.

14.06.09

OUCH!

my cousin (sheila) told me that i talked in my sleep, in english!

here what happened

i was sleeping in between of my sis and sheila

suddenly, my sis moved to my side whilst sheila rolled towards me

and out of sudden, i said,

"ouch!im stuck in the middle!"

sheila looked at me to check if i was awake

and there i was, still sleeping soundly

i never tot i can speak english in my sleep!