29 December 2009

budak

i was about to take out my money from my purse when the baby who was in his dad's arms saying,

"duit. duit. duit."

wah, kecik2 da mata duitan

26 December 2009

Belang

my mom saw him laying on the tarmac, under her car. so she told him," kalau nk ikot aku blk, tgu kat cni pas abes skolah ye." (ya, all of my family members have a talking-to-cats syndrome). and there he was, still sleeping on the table near my mom's car. so he was brought home and named Belang.

lots of cat come and go. but none of them is as special as him. dont get me wrong. i looovveee all my cats. citam, nandos, kfc, mcd, laila, abu, kenet..ok, ive lost track of all their names. sigh. lemme briefly describe this one particular cat.

  • he only makan rice mixed with ikan rebus
  • he didn't eat kulit ayam goreng
  • he didn't like to share. it's either he had his own plate of rice or he will just wait till everycat was done eating
  • he miow when my mom locked him out of her room at nite
  • he had special weird miow-voice
  • when he's in a bad mood, it's better if everyone stayed away from him
  • he scratched everyone but my dad
  • he greeted my dad when he returned home
  • he came back home when he heard our cars
  • he could open the oven's door
  • he's good in stealing food on the table
there are still a lot of things that i can list up about him. but too many! phew. and why past tense? coz he's gone. our dearest prince of the house is no more there. it is said that when the cat knows that the time has come, the cat will go away as far as possible from its owner. most of our cats were like that. including him. he just went missing. and never come back. and my dad never talk about him anymore after that...

it breaks our hearts. all of us. 4 years with him. he's the best cat after Tompok, who died after being ran over by a car (fuck you driver). but yeah, we all know that all animals will be in heaven after they die. im sure he's a looott happier now, right Belang? we all love and miss you and still do. and i guess, you left us with Comel eh? he really looks like you! his fatness and cuteness and the way he sleeps. but the only different is, he's not as fierce as you. no cat as fierce as you btw. hoho. love ya doll!

oh, forgot to tell. he's sooo feymes in our neighbourhood that months after he went missing, the neighbour in front of our house asking,

jiran: Belang mane ek? da lame xnmpk
uyun: dia da ilang da
jiran: ooo patotlah da xnmpk. sejak belang xda, tikus byk kat umah auntie

and guess what? since he left, there are a lot of male cats come to our house to ngorat our gorgeous cats. when Belang was still there, they didn't even dare to cross our yard. sigh. miss you tuan muda Belang...


giving birth


my youngest sis was trying to explain about the natural birth. i mean, without doing the cesarean way. instead, she called it as "manual birth". how women deliver baby automatically then? Reverse gear or Drive? haha

24 December 2009

on Christmas eve


when we were on our way to Desaru, my dad told us this story he experienced by himself. it was the Christmas eve, back when we were still living at Salak South. he was very sure that he heard something at the back of our house. due to curiosity, he went to the kitchen and tried to listen carefully. it sounded like "kling kling kling". like someone was jingling the bell.

he thought, "santa claus?!"

he peeked through the windows andddd he saw a cow crossing the road with a bell around its neck. funny ayah.

ho ho ho

"Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh"

Merry Christmas everyone!

16 December 2009

14.12.09



uh, 6 months ady syg? that means, it has been 3 months since i was left alone here, in this deserted country, with no kisses from the lips i crave for, no touch from the hands and fingers that i used to hold, no huge firm ass (haha) i can kick, no honey brown hair i can stroke and certainly no hugs in that warm arms and body when i sleep.

be reminded dear,

im sooo gonna claim all of the above when you come back! gggrrrr

i love you syg, i always do and when i do it, i do it more than you do towards me. and you can't argue with that coz that's the truth! and we both know that i miss you like cuckoo here aite? so, before i go all weng2, you better be here with me yah. im serious. im dead serious about this. see me laughing? no aite? gggrrrr

happy 6th anniversary baby
big fat smack kiss on your lips!
MUAX

and btw, thanx for the poem. it's beautiful!!!! see, im melting again. hayo, sweettalker!

12 December 2009

may cause nausea

euw and yek are what im gonna call them. what's the point of having make up cost a mountain if you can't even take care of your personal hygiene? and for public sake, you guys are celebrities! everyone is looking at you, snap every movement you do. ok enough talking, lets just look at the pics below, shall we?


kelly rowland-can't imagine how the people down there feel


grace jones-full package, all went wrong


julia roberts-if i were the interviewer, oh wait, plz NOT


britney spears-her miserable life can be the excuse

the fact that they were wearing sleeveless tops and proudly showing of the bushes makes me wonder.

and who says that only women can be as disgusting as above? check this out y'all


wesley snipes-*puking*


leonardo-the cause of the sinking of the titanic, not?


john mayer-someone need to lawn here

personally, i dont mind with guys having hair at their armpits but plz, dont think we need to see anything grows longer than 5cm there. phew. and if you are that lazy, just wear short sleeve yah.

02 December 2009

Innalillah..

woke up in the morning just to read this msg?

"maaf ganggu. nk bg tahu yg exbf awak meninggal dunia 5 hari lps. kne langgar lori dkt highway mse nak blk kg. arwah pesan bg tahu mcm ni klu dia da xde. ingat ayat arwah untk pesanan ini gurauan tp btl2 tjdi"

sigh, another lie to avoid paying off ur debt? i slept off again coz i noe, it was a bluff. when i woke up second time, i made a call to my so called ex bf's house to make sure if he was still alive or not. and guess what? his lil bro said he just went back to ipoh yesterday.

i called him up and asked what the hell he was trying to do. and that was when i found out that, it was Aple. at first, i couldnt believe myself. if this real or what? but based on what Shah said, Aple's cousin told him that news. and Aple even called him few months back and sounded strange. still, i had my hard time to believe it.

i googled a bit about the accident and then i came across this blog saying that she lost her uncle a month ago. the descriptions of him in her post kinda matched with Aple. i mean like, working at Taiping, hometown at Lambor and his family called him Wan. but to be sure, i asked Shah, what was Aple's job. and he said, a postman. gosh, they matched. so he really is gone..

i wish he forgave me ady for all my wrongdoings
i wish i can tell him the real reason why we broke off
i wish he didnt hold any grudge against me
i wish...
sigh
so many things that i wish for but i know it doesnt mean anything anymore
the only thing that i can do now is wishing him well in the other world


may his soul rest in peace
Al-Fatihah

25 November 2009

hujan

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream
~
Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
Hot girls want to play
Come again some other day

heard this song before? but yeah, i change the third line ;P

oh oh this reminds me of something. maybe a bit out of topic of the songs above but heck like i care.

i have a friend, M. M is a good friend. everyone says that. and i personally think it is true. sometimes. M will be there (usually) when you need M the most. M back you up, M helps you lift heavy things, M protects you. M makes you feel you are welcome. M knows how to make you get easy with life.

HOWEVER
gosh, M just couldnt shut the pie hole of his
and yes, M is a guy
he's the transgender of a girl i know (you know who)
like siyesly, a guy who cant effing seal his mouth?
it's either he's gay or he just cant be trusted
what if both?
that is hell man
ok less than hell since none is worse than hell

btw
have you ever told him that you had/have a crush on someone?
have you ever told him that you hate someone?
have you ever told him about your family?
your private life?
your social life aka smoking, clubbing?
your problems?
have you?

guess what?

your secrets are not safe. period.

imagine if you ady told him NOT to tell and he still did
what if you didnt ask him to keep to himself?
and the dipshit of this whole drama is
he tells everyone
what i meant with everyone is
EVERYONE

written based on self experience
and others'


p/s to him
we regret telling you almost everything
because we thought we can trust you
now, you can fuck off

22 November 2009

:')


despite of all the things that are happening to me right now
i found a 50 note in one of my pants
well, at least it made me smile for seconds

21 November 2009

blistering hot vs shivering cold


suddenly i feel that we as human, never really satisfy with what we have. when we are unable to have the thing we want, complain. once it's in our hand, we rarely thankful for it. and yet, we complain. just take it from the nearest point of view la kan. as in UTP.

when it's hot burning summer
and we all are sweating like pigs (yg pink, so cute sket)
"camne nk blaja nh? panas giler kot"
"hish makin gelap ak kt sni"

when the rain keeps on coming
and the coldness creeping on your feet
"zzZzZzZz"
"cuaca sgt menggoda"
"susah giler weh nk study sejok2 nh"

these are the common ayat yang came out from us (when i say us, it includes me as well). camne nk maju cmnh? haha ok that's poyo.

and for the record, keja ak ari nh ialah:

1) lec notes 5min
2) tdo 40 min
3) jamban
4) lec notes 3min
5) zzZzZzz
6) jamban

bukan diarrhea ok. tp pipis angkara cuaca sejuk. haa tengok, complain lagi!

xoxo,
Nuru Hazuwana Kaboru

20 November 2009

alhamdulillah

Dear God
im grateful coz I

  • was born as a Muslim
  • belong to an awesome and lovely family
  • am with angel and devil friends
  • have the sweetest boyfriend ever
  • still breathing and living my life to the fullest
thank you God for all
eventhough im not a good Muslim

Pn Norra is the best mom in the world

last month, i called maxis to ask bout the status of my acc. he said that my balance was rmXXX. so i asked him to suspend the acc so that i wont have to pay the monthly fee eventhough ive stopped using it months ago. so i paid half of the amount. and yesterday, my mom called and asked why my bill still a lot. and to my surprise, it had increased to rm100 extra.

so once again i called the operator and again, shocked coz i seemed to be quite late when i suspended my acc. so i still need to pay the monthly fee. bullshit. called up my mom and complaining how poor her daughter was and cried. and she nagged me about it.(ye toy, ak tau i sounded like a small child last nite)

but later, around 5am, my mom texted me and asked to call maxis again. coz she ady paid all my bills last wednesday.

and today, the operator said, my balance was RM0.00.

thanks IBU!!!!!!
ana saaayyyaannnggg ibuuuuu
you are the best!

no matter how great the new person you meet each other, your mom will always top them up. double. ok triple.

cute but yek


date: 18th Nov 2009
time: midnite
venue: mamak

this lady (not a gal, not yet a woman) brought her cute lil white rabbit. the one thing that went wrong was, she fed her pet with the plate at mamak. guess she didnt know that that plate might be used by other customer, again, later. could be me. and could be you.

paris hilton wanna be huh?

18 November 2009

i officially hate him

not bcoz of his solid belly, not bcoz of his white greyish hair and obviously not bcoz of his yellow stained teeth

see the list below to see my reasons of hating him:

1) i gave him my reports a week in advance and asked for feedback. when i came for it, he was just about to search my reports

2) he flipped the pages and passed me the report. and simply said,"this is a C paper."- i spent two days and nites to finish that C paper

3) he gave me critics, destructive ones such as "your progress is very slow."-in unfriendly tone

4) once again, i passed him my next report and asked for feedback. he did check it better than previous but obviously he only did it when i came for it. when reached at literature review, he said,"weak. very weak."-that's how literature review was done sir

5) when i didnt understand things, he said,"omg.omg"-with shocked face

6) i asked him if i could use this particular equation, he said,"up to you."-thank you for your guidance sir

7) he told me that the max stress is not von mises. few weeks later, i asked him what is the stress to be used. he said,"von mises." when i tried to correct him, he said," letme finish. i havent finish."-but at the end, he said the stress is von mises

8) he told me to use the moment of inertia. this is what had happened (he was out answering phone call):

examiner: why did you use moment of inertia?
me: bcoz my case is a bending part. and my sv told me to use this
examiner: you dont quote others with your work
me: but he did tell me to use moment of inertia
examiner: he wouldnt say that

(he came back in)

examiner: she said you asked her to use moment of inertia
him: i did not

thanks for making me looked like a liar and stupid jackass in front of everyone
thanks but no thanks

17 November 2009

14.11.09


i noe i told u that the next post is about 3 golongan manusia yg menjengkelkan ak kn. but since ak blh thn bz ngan final papers like you guys, so i wna skip the post, for now. and this post is dedicated specially for mt dearest, mr thomas kremser

it's been awhile since i heard his voice through my phone (thanx to skype). so i decided, why not give him a call? it was 9am there, hence i need to call him through his cellphone (eventhough it cost me a bomb!hahaha)

and the first thing he said was,"it feels good to hear you in the morning."

guess what baby? i looveeee to hear him more!! imagining his morning face, still wrapping in the blanket, gosh, i missshhh him!!

and after annoying each other like always, he said," fetch me for breakfast?"

ok, that's my turning point when i felt warm stream running down to my cheeks.

yes i will syg, once you come back ok? we will go for mcD and old town like we used to do. but first, you have to finish up your thesis ek. i will wait for you at the airport later. can't wait!

and syg

happy 5th anniversary
we have a looottt of celebration, like you said
hahaha
so, be prepared ;P