hujan

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream
~
Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
Hot girls want to play
Come again some other day

heard this song before? but yeah, i change the third line ;P

oh oh this reminds me of something. maybe a bit out of topic of the songs above but heck like i care.

i have a friend, M. M is a good friend. everyone says that. and i personally think it is true. sometimes. M will be there (usually) when you need M the most. M back you up, M helps you lift heavy things, M protects you. M makes you feel you are welcome. M knows how to make you get easy with life.

HOWEVER
gosh, M just couldnt shut the pie hole of his
and yes, M is a guy
he's the transgender of a girl i know (you know who)
like siyesly, a guy who cant effing seal his mouth?
it's either he's gay or he just cant be trusted
what if both?
that is hell man
ok less than hell since none is worse than hell

btw
have you ever told him that you had/have a crush on someone?
have you ever told him that you hate someone?
have you ever told him about your family?
your private life?
your social life aka smoking, clubbing?
your problems?
have you?

guess what?

your secrets are not safe. period.

imagine if you ady told him NOT to tell and he still did
what if you didnt ask him to keep to himself?
and the dipshit of this whole drama is
he tells everyone
what i meant with everyone is
EVERYONE

written based on self experience
and others'

p/s to him
we regret telling you almost everything
because we thought we can trust you
now, you can fuck off

:')

despite of all the things that are happening to me right now
i found a 50 note in one of my pants
well, at least it made me smile for seconds

blistering hot vs shivering cold

suddenly i feel that we as human, never really satisfy with what we have. when we are unable to have the thing we want, complain. once it's in our hand, we rarely thankful for it. and yet, we complain. just take it from the nearest point of view la kan. as in UTP.

when it's hot burning summer
and we all are sweating like pigs (yg pink, so cute sket)
"camne nk blaja nh? panas giler kot"
"hish makin gelap ak kt sni"

when the rain keeps on coming
and the coldness creeping on your feet
"zzZzZzZz"
"cuaca sgt menggoda"
"susah giler weh nk study sejok2 nh"

these are the common ayat yang came out from us (when i say us, it includes me as well). camne nk maju cmnh? haha ok that's poyo.

and for the record, keja ak ari nh ialah:

1) lec notes 5min
2) tdo 40 min
3) jamban
4) lec notes 3min
5) zzZzZzz
6) jamban

bukan diarrhea ok. tp pipis angkara cuaca sejuk. haa tengok, complain lagi!

xoxo,
Nuru Hazuwana Kaboru

alhamdulillah

Dear God
im grateful coz I

• was born as a Muslim
• belong to an awesome and lovely family
• am with angel and devil friends
• have the sweetest boyfriend ever
• still breathing and living my life to the fullest

thank you God for all
eventhough im not a good Muslim

Pn Norra is the best mom in the world

last month, i called maxis to ask bout the status of my acc. he said that my balance was rmXXX. so i asked him to suspend the acc so that i wont have to pay the monthly fee eventhough ive stopped using it months ago. so i paid half of the amount. and yesterday, my mom called and asked why my bill still a lot. and to my surprise, it had increased to rm100 extra.

so once again i called the operator and again, shocked coz i seemed to be quite late when i suspended my acc. so i still need to pay the monthly fee. bullshit. called up my mom and complaining how poor her daughter was and cried. and she nagged me about it.(ye toy, ak tau i sounded like a small child last nite)

but later, around 5am, my mom texted me and asked to call maxis again. coz she ady paid all my bills last wednesday.

and today, the operator said, my balance was RM0.00.

thanks IBU!!!!!!
ana saaayyyaannnggg ibuuuuu
you are the best!

no matter how great the new person you meet each other, your mom will always top them up. double. ok triple.

cute but yek

date: 18th Nov 2009
time: midnite
venue: mamak

this lady (not a gal, not yet a woman) brought her cute lil white rabbit. the one thing that went wrong was, she fed her pet with the plate at mamak. guess she didnt know that that plate might be used by other customer, again, later. could be me. and could be you.

paris hilton wanna be huh?

i officially hate him

not bcoz of his solid belly, not bcoz of his white greyish hair and obviously not bcoz of his yellow stained teeth

see the list below to see my reasons of hating him:

1) i gave him my reports a week in advance and asked for feedback. when i came for it, he was just about to search my reports

2) he flipped the pages and passed me the report. and simply said,"this is a C paper."- i spent two days and nites to finish that C paper

3) he gave me critics, destructive ones such as "your progress is very slow."-in unfriendly tone

4) once again, i passed him my next report and asked for feedback. he did check it better than previous but obviously he only did it when i came for it. when reached at literature review, he said,"weak. very weak."-that's how literature review was done sir

5) when i didnt understand things, he said,"omg.omg"-with shocked face

6) i asked him if i could use this particular equation, he said,"up to you."-thank you for your guidance sir

7) he told me that the max stress is not von mises. few weeks later, i asked him what is the stress to be used. he said,"von mises." when i tried to correct him, he said," letme finish. i havent finish."-but at the end, he said the stress is von mises

8) he told me to use the moment of inertia. this is what had happened (he was out answering phone call):

examiner: why did you use moment of inertia?
me: bcoz my case is a bending part. and my sv told me to use this
examiner: you dont quote others with your work
me: but he did tell me to use moment of inertia
examiner: he wouldnt say that

(he came back in)

examiner: she said you asked her to use moment of inertia
him: i did not

thanks for making me looked like a liar and stupid jackass in front of everyone
thanks but no thanks

14.11.09

i noe i told u that the next post is about 3 golongan manusia yg menjengkelkan ak kn. but since ak blh thn bz ngan final papers like you guys, so i wna skip the post, for now. and this post is dedicated specially for mt dearest, mr thomas kremser

it's been awhile since i heard his voice through my phone (thanx to skype). so i decided, why not give him a call? it was 9am there, hence i need to call him through his cellphone (eventhough it cost me a bomb!hahaha)

and the first thing he said was,"it feels good to hear you in the morning."

guess what baby? i looveeee to hear him more!! imagining his morning face, still wrapping in the blanket, gosh, i missshhh him!!

and after annoying each other like always, he said," fetch me for breakfast?"

ok, that's my turning point when i felt warm stream running down to my cheeks.

yes i will syg, once you come back ok? we will go for mcD and old town like we used to do. but first, you have to finish up your thesis ek. i will wait for you at the airport later. can't wait!

and syg

happy 5th anniversary
we have a looottt of celebration, like you said
hahaha
so, be prepared ;P

3 golongan manusia

yang membencikan?
wait for the next post!

si kepala besar

when she walks, everyone stares at her. and when people get to know her, they thought she's all that goody. she says nice words when she drops things, doesnt curse like shit, fuck you or even bongok, she performs her prayer day and night. aannddd she's a dean list student.

but once people get to reallllyyy know her, all that rainbow thoughts of her shatters like the cloud bringing the storm.

so now, people know
why she has such a big head
coz she thinks she's better
(and also bcoz she's a dickhead)
and pointy mouth
coz she twists others' saying

to her boyfriend, i pity you (no kidding, siyesly nh weh)
hope you will realise one day
that you should dump her
before she's born
:)

define: AIDA

study week is reaching to its end. still, havent been able to finish studying all the subjects. how la if 24-7 checking on the farms and restaurant (fb i mean). fb has been my second most addictive thingy for me (first goes to him,of course).sigh.anyway, the objective (haha) of this post is to share some stories about...
oh wait, my first paper is:

Human Resource Management
Friday the 13th (?)
0900 till 1200

i was revising chap 5 and AIDA was in it! that was funny, as for me and some of my friends la kan. so what the hell was AIDA doing there?not enough destruction AIDA caused and now, we need to know about AIDA in HRM? macam HaReM i must say. dem you AIDA. why do i hate this particular AIDA anyway? fine fine, lemme spill the beans.

this AIDA thing, we can assume it as a contagious virus. sure you can compare it to H1N1 or JE, as long as the virus has to do with oink oink, bcoz that is the most comparable to AIDA. but worse. why huh? this AIDA, can talk! and spread news! whoa, a virus that can talk. fascinating, not?

ok how this virus contaminates the world population? lemme put it this way. imagine there are two host bodies (A and B) that this virus is interested with. and it happens that this two host bodies are fighting with each other or not in a good term. well, this is where this virus finds its chance! AIDA will gain the trust from the host bodies (separately in different time and location) to tell it the whole story mory. this is the part that this virus is very good at, pretending. once it gets what it wants, this virus will fly towards the opposite host body. and same thing happens, it will gain the trust and collect all the information it needs.

once all the data gathered, it plays its role.

AIDA: hey A, B said something nasty about you
AIDA: hello B, you want to know what A thinks about you?

this smart move by this hideous particle of AIDA cannot be tracked. until one day, when A and B have the one-on-one talk, all the dirt are spilled out. that's the only time when A and B know that the virus of AIDA cannot be trusted. AIDA cannot be allowed to infect the host bodies. but the funny thing about this oink oink, it knows how to act innocent.

"i dont do that. im a good virus"

naaahhhh. everyone knows ady about you, you cock sucker bitch.i mean, virus. ya ya, i think you know it too but you just don't give a fuck about how others view you. sure, fair enough if you feel like that. but darling, the rule of thumb is, no matter how many good deeds you did (doubt that), you pray all day and nite till your knees rotten, if the host bodies you hurt dont forgive you, taaarraaa, still straight to HELL.

oh btw readers, AIDA that i mentioned above is:

A- Attention
I- Interest
D- Desire
A- Action

this AIDA will make a gooooddd advert. ironic huh?

ok, Malaysian Studies is up next!

good luck everyone

short term memory loss

when i was doing my interim report, there was an urge to go back to kl
yay, i wna meet my boyfriend!
few secs later
fuck, he's not here
how the hell i can forget that?

back then,it took me only 2hrs to see you
but now?
.....

fuck, raid!

my friends and i entered the club. we sat at the bar and ordered our drinks. they insisted to drink tequila and since i was a newbie, i asked them to teach me how to drink it. by the time i was about to take a sip, i saw someone with blue uniform like UTP pak guard was walking towards my direction. when he got near me, he took the mic from the DJ and said,

"all UTP students please line up now. we wanna do spot check on drug and alcohol."

i was like,shit! a raid! demmit! i dragged my ass towards the line with a glass of tequila in my hand. and when the pak guard was not looking, i finished up my drink and threw the glass. as if they wont notice the crime i just did.

the pak guard was inspecting a chinese guy in front of me. i heard he was asking that chinese to show him his boxer. wtf?? and then he sniffed the boxer as he was searching for drug. gosh, wth?? can you do that??

suddenly a guy came to me and asked me to blow my breath to check if i drank. and i did exhale and he said something but i couldnt hear it. and i passed the inspection! cant he smelled the tequila?

then, ati‘s handphone rang

oh, it was a dream. sigh. thank God it was.

dont drink
dont do drugs
ok jom sambung wat interim report!

be honest

why people need to lie or exaggerate about themselves? i mean, hey, God creates you that way and it's not wrong to "improve" whatever you have there but c'mon la. do you really have to add up things that you don't actually have?

ok what am i nagging about?

case 1

she told a fren of mine that her hair is naturally blond (or bronze or whatever the colour is, yg ak tau karat). but as far as we know, her hair was black back in foundie.wow, is malaysia that hot that can burn your hair to brown?or maybe it's the water supplied by utp makes that hair turned into another colour.

case 2
about hair too but another girl. she told (of coz she did, if not, how people know right?) that her hair is naturally (whats up with this natural shit?) straight and she did not rebond her hair. but miss, it's obvious you did based on the structure of your hair.

case 3

ok this one is funny. she confidently told me that she was sooo skinny when she first came to utp. but heck, i saw you on your first day and you were sooo not what people call as skinny.not fat but definitely not skinny.

if you havent notice, all the three cases above are about girls. hayo. even if you wna lie about yourself, make it real please. and just be proud and thankful for what God has given to you. there are a lot of people out there that dont have hair coz of therapy and too skinny coz of not enough food.

wanna be slim? then diet and exercise. lie wont make you slim. or a better person.

p/s: tibe2 ade plak melayu ngaku mata dia pure kaler biru. mmg xblh blah pnye nipu la kn. -_-"

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